Best of jokes from Rajni kanth

Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.

· Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

· Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea

· Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

· Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

· When Rajinikanth crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways

· Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door

· Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife - Rajnikanth twisted his limbs & broke his eyelied - we now know him as Baba Ramdev.

· Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone

· Rajinikant can lick his elbows

· Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost

· There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chenna

· Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai

· Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.

· Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.

· The new Indian Rupee Symbol is Rajinihanths signature

More jokes to come